Communication breakdown

By xX_nsn_Xx - 03/02/2012 14:47 - United States

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Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML
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tylersign 11

Was his reaction something like: "Ooh, even better."? If so... Leave that place.

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Redoxx_fml 22

At least you didn't say "no I let it grow wild"

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cheesiestcake 1

Wat does that mean

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CRC_101 31

I know the sexual term, and I still would've thought he was talking about an outdoor lawn! FYL. Still, it's not that big of a deal; it's kind of hilarious - especially to read xD

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dragynfyre 4

I would pay to have seen the perplexed look on his face at your response. I gotta say cheers for inadvertently making him look like the jackass he is!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Kindly tell him to shut the **** up and keep his mind out the gutter.

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soleen_fml 0

You should've replied saying " who mows your lawn?" lol

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Fml_Im_Black 0

What if your dad actually did in the sexual way! O_o

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desertpunk75 11

Now that's some precious Father-daughter time.

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Track1991 0

That's weird. Nobody should refer to the vaginal area as the lawn.

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