Intimacy: Communication

Communication

By mairelys - 26/01/2010 06:56 - Canada

Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

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By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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You deserved it 25 987

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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You deserved it 60 147

By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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You deserved it 15 430

By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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You deserved it 7 165

Small comforts

By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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You deserved it 190

Oh yeah?

By alexis89 - 26/05/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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You deserved it 20 199

By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

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You deserved it 5 162

Empathy Man

By Anonymous - 05/08/2020 02:02

Today, I told my man I was feeling a lack of emotional closeness and dialogue in our relationship. I'd hoped for a comeback like, "So what do you need in order to change that?" Or even, "Aw, come here, let's cuddle!" Instead, I got a simple, "I don't." FML

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You deserved it 366

fishyfingaz 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 14:34

He's a defensive childish dick. Im sure you can do better.

hcube 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 13:46

your bf is an idiot. your boobs are perfect.

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Skull_300 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 18:22

Haa haaaa haaaaaaaaa!!! I love reading these posts! **** him...Bang his brother!

yasmeenjonasx3 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 19:17

Ugh dude, guys are such douchebags. This gives me more of a reason to think all men only like big chested women... :(

SaturnE_fml 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 6:12

And all the "small dick" FML's here posted by women give you a chance to feel superior to men? Simple rules of discussion: 1) Pick the time and place carefully, make it a time when both people are relaxed and receptive 2) Make your point, then hear the other person out 3) Don't beat the point to death, bring it up, discuss it and then shut up and let the person think 4) Do not make attacking statements like "I wish you would, I wish you had, I wish you wouldn't"'s It's sad but true, most people take offensive to "blame placing"/"you suck because" statements, choose your wording. That said, it could also be that the boyfriend is just as ignorant of proper conversational intercourse. He heard what she had to say and responded with a "Well, you have this problem" attitude. It's sad, but a lot of people have this sociopathic perception of "working things out", instead of hearing each other and responding, they bring up their issues without addressing the other person's concerns. It becomes the "blame game". Banana Fanana Fo.

majorZERO 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:05

oh shizzy that's the best burn I've ever heard

GeneralDisarray6 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:08

Of course you probably blamed him for the problem you ******* bitch. Maybe you should learn to douche your rotten tuna crotch once in a while instead of blaming you bf of not having a sex drive. But of course there can't possibly be a problem with you.........

softlikesunset 15

Wednesday 10 April 2013 22:01

Relax...

Bearish 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:53

dump his sorry patootie haha.

maskedman 9

Tuesday 26 January 2010 22:02

Why are people saying, "tell him you want a bigger penis"? Even if he did have a small penis, she is still begging for it right now, so his size is obviously not the problem.