Communication

By mairelys - 26/01/2010 06:56 - Canada

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Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
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fishyfingaz 0

He's a defensive childish dick. Im sure you can do better.

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hcube 0

your bf is an idiot. your boobs are perfect.

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Hulk12 0

I agree I love bigger ****, but if the guy doesn't try makeing a move on you then you be the guy and make him do it don't expect guys to do all the work

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anela_fml 0

I agree some times guys wanna be seduced he won't care so much about your anatomy if you learn to use it

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loveehateesuuiic_fml 0

Lmao! my ex told me that when I was still an A and now I'm a C. he's jealous of my current bf. don't worry sweetie, as long as your mom isn't flat or at your current size, you'll grow into a pair he'll want. but you should also dump him.

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sarahbau 0

The OP is 24. I doubt she'll grow any more.

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hcube 0

your bf is an idiot. your boobs are perfect.

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anela_fml 0

I'm wondering how you know lol

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maskedman 9

I'm willing to bet hcube owns some of the best high powered binoculars on the market.

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gaza244 0

wow how u know dat about her bf

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bloodhoundbambam 0

You're scary..

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bhatz 0

did you see the new paint job they put on her house as well? fucken stalker

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BellaBoo8275 1

No he's just trying to be nice, just because he's trying to make a girl feel better doesn't mean he's a neighborhood predator

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Cristaderzi 0

Lol Well ya can always get implants.... There pretty cheap nowadays...

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fishyfingaz 0

He's a defensive childish dick. Im sure you can do better.

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lickmyjock 0

that's when my wife would shove her dd's up in my face and rub em all over my junk. but then again, you don't have boobs.

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Roseicat 16

HAHA. what a duche bag. Dump the smartass. I bet u wish he had a bigger dick!!! but realy, that guys a duche.

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strawberryhtty 0

Lmfao. I bet ur right he dick too small to penetrate anyways.

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Bretteamy 0

I really don't get a guys obsession with the size of the pads of fat on a chicks chest! if you've got nipples then who gives a shit?!

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vetter_fml 0

men also have nipples, so...you're setting the bar pretty low. To, like, that point where everyone is sleeping with anyone. It actually reminded me briefly of Meet the Parents when the dude said, "I have nipples, can you milk me?" On topic, the guy's a jerkoff for saying it that way, but if he's dating you despite his preference for larger breasts, at least you know he likes you for you and you don't have to question it. There's also a chance it was just a snarky response. He may just not be particularly sexual. Make him rise to the occasion.

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abarzuav013 0

hahahahaaaaaaaaa! that made me laugh really gard

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