Communication

By mairelys - 26/01/2010 06:56 - Canada

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Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
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fishyfingaz 0

He's a defensive childish dick. Im sure you can do better.

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hcube 0

your bf is an idiot. your boobs are perfect.

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bballplaya100569 1

this is one of the few FMLs that actually kept a big smile in my face, that's funny shit... Either he is witty and funny or an idiot and a douche

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xderekskix 0

for all you know, her **** could look like the old banana missles from something about mary.

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perdix 29

It's time to move on. Your boobs are fine. For every size, there is some group of men who like them just like that. Anytime a man is not giving his woman enough sex, something is seriously wrong. And you are just dating! If you were married, that's just ****** up, but because you are not, it's time to pack your bags and leave.

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Sekococo 0

Sing to him this song then he'll appreicate you - Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to the floor? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder And bitch slap a guy to murder? Do your boobs.... hang.... low? :D

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nandonando 0

it's true, I love chicks with huge racks which makes my sec drive bigger.

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Ft9princess 0

break up with him then tell him you wished he had a bigger penis

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SaturnE_fml 0

Yes. I agree with this solution. While you're at it, quit your job and tell your boss you want a raise.

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musicmaniac925 0

lololololololololololololololololololololol *gasping for oxygen* lolololololololololololololol !!! !!! !!'

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EChan 1

Wait.. so you're saying that it's okay to tell someone that they need to improve a part of themselves, but not okay to receive the same treatment? I smell hypocrisy.

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