Intimacy: Communication

Communication

By mairelys - 26/01/2010 06:56 - Canada

Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

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By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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Small comforts

By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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Oh yeah?

By alexis89 - 26/05/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

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Empathy Man

By Anonymous - 05/08/2020 02:02

Today, I told my man I was feeling a lack of emotional closeness and dialogue in our relationship. I'd hoped for a comeback like, "So what do you need in order to change that?" Or even, "Aw, come here, let's cuddle!" Instead, I got a simple, "I don't." FML

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fishyfingaz 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 14:34

He's a defensive childish dick. Im sure you can do better.

hcube 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 13:46

your bf is an idiot. your boobs are perfect.

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selfemployed 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 1:59

same problem with my wife of six months fml

Erindub 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:39

WTF did you expect him to say/do?!??!? You basically insulted his manhood. For ***** sakes!

ilmlsm 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 3:55

YDI for going out with him

_whoops 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:54

shouldnt be having sex in the first place...

xXSmilezXX 7

Wednesday 27 January 2010 4:29

hahahahaha

picturescrazy 24

Wednesday 27 January 2010 4:57

LOL, your boyfriend is a genius :D I have the same issue, but there are much nicer ways to bring this up... guys get really insulted when you criticize their sex skills... For example, next time you want to have sex, but he doesn't seem into it, YOU try to engage it. Make it obvious, guys don't usually pick up on hinting... and should he still refuse, start masturbating in front of him :D If that doesn't get him in the mood, at least you can enjoy yourself.

lindsaylikeomg 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 5:59

no, f HIS life! he's the one who insulted his girlfriend when she was telling him she wanted to have sex with him more. what kind of guy denies himself of sex?? is he gay?

frmu8 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 8:59

FLATTY!!!!

bhatz 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 10:34

yeah sorry to say but you kind of deserved it. you shouldn't yell at your man and say something like that. ever think their might be a reason behind his lack of a sex drive you should have brought it up a lot more sudtley