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By Anonymous - 25/10/2008 16:54

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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By goodbye sweet internet - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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By lonelygirl - 14/10/2012 12:43 - Canada - London

Today, my boyfriend promised me he wouldn't leave me alone in Niagara. I'm currently sitting alone in the hotel room drinking a bottle of wine while he gambles away money he doesn't have. FML

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haygurlhay 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 7:08

Your boyfriend is funny.

Trix_Disorder 20

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:25

Double meaning/pun is funny.

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blackberry_fml 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 20:55

Probably is fake. but this sounds like my boyfriend! He plays in online tournaments like every night!

haygurlhay 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 7:08

Your boyfriend is funny.

Monty_Python 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:23

I lol'd

thenoclist 0

Monday 6 April 2009 4:58

this is the stupidest story i've ever heard

jjpavo 0

Monday 28 June 2010 1:46

you're stupid for saying stupidest

Incitus 9

Monday 11 November 2013 19:33

I'm pretty sure stupidest is a superlative adjective, so it's technically a word.

Trix_Disorder 20

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:25

Double meaning/pun is funny.

24788 6

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:26

lol, that's funny.

ChickInGreenVans 12

Wednesday 6 June 2012 13:12

sure is..

HoleyColey 9

Thursday 3 January 2013 17:52

no I disagree, I do not think it is funny :P just kidding, it is pretty damn funny

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 4 May 2009 18:04

you choose an ass, you deserve it.

jgars575 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 14:37

im pretty sure this is a joke, but if it really happened, at least he is a clever guy :D

OHMYGEORGE 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:41

funny!

lakeylove 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 7:43

somethign called giving the guy the boot out of your home. Well he can do tons of stuff vertioaly but still real life is betterISH

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