Love: Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered...

By Anonymous - 25/10/2008 16:54

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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By Rhayne - 23/07/2023 05:00 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, I discovered my husband hadn't stopped his dangerous gambling habit, even though he'd promised to stop after I caught him the first time two months ago. I'm hurt, sad, confused, and angry. FML

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By cheat - 18/10/2009 11:30 - United States

Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML

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By dumpedovergame - 06/07/2009 10:51 - United States

Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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Obsessed and possessed

By ugh just make it stop - 01/07/2023 18:00

Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML

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Rolled

By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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You deserved it 5 897

By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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My feefees

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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By lonelygirl - 14/10/2012 12:43 - Canada - London

Today, my boyfriend promised me he wouldn't leave me alone in Niagara. I'm currently sitting alone in the hotel room drinking a bottle of wine while he gambles away money he doesn't have. FML

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So that makes it alright?

By Boundaries - 04/02/2021 11:01

Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML

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haygurlhay 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 7:08

Your boyfriend is funny.

Trix_Disorder 20

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:25

Double meaning/pun is funny.

Comments

blackberry_fml 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 20:55

Probably is fake. but this sounds like my boyfriend! He plays in online tournaments like every night!

haygurlhay 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 7:08

Your boyfriend is funny.

Monty_Python 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:23

I lol'd

thenoclist 0

Monday 6 April 2009 4:58

this is the stupidest story i've ever heard

jjpavo 0

Monday 28 June 2010 1:46

you're stupid for saying stupidest

Incitus 9

Monday 11 November 2013 19:33

I'm pretty sure stupidest is a superlative adjective, so it's technically a word.

Trix_Disorder 20

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:25

Double meaning/pun is funny.

24788 6

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:26

lol, that's funny.

ChickInGreenVans 12

Wednesday 6 June 2012 13:12

sure is..

HoleyColey 9

Thursday 3 January 2013 17:52

no I disagree, I do not think it is funny :P just kidding, it is pretty damn funny

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 4 May 2009 18:04

you choose an ass, you deserve it.

jgars575 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 14:37

im pretty sure this is a joke, but if it really happened, at least he is a clever guy :D

OHMYGEORGE 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:41

funny!

lakeylove 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 7:43

somethign called giving the guy the boot out of your home. Well he can do tons of stuff vertioaly but still real life is betterISH

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Today, after paying for my groceries, I noticed that a bread-roll hadn't been charged. I felt guilty and went back to the register to pay for it. The cashier burst into derisive laughter and mockingly asked me if I was "running for Pope or something". FML

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Today, here in Canada, my father-in-law talked to me about how people who are "not Canadians" are destroying the country. He called me an "import" several times within the course of an hour. I've been a citizen for over twenty years. FML

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Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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