Compassionate

By crap - 17/07/2020 05:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because apparently, I'm a drug addict who can't speak without slurring and stumbling with my words. I have a recurring speech impediments and the stammer is definitely real. FML
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ThaReaper319 19

It sounds like your girlfriend didn't have any respect for you and chose a very poor excuse to opt. out. I'm sorry dude. You'll find someone better than that, I assure you!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Does she know you have a speech impediment? If it's an actual condition she should know about it. If she does know and still thinks this, sounds like she's trying to get rid of you, in which case you've dodged a bullet.

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juggalo2 20

I notice you didn't say "I don't use drugs."

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bloopaloop 27

I can’t understand this fml, it’s all slurred and makes no sense.

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therichguy 9

I don't think so buddy

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ThaReaper319 19

It sounds like your girlfriend didn't have any respect for you and chose a very poor excuse to opt. out. I'm sorry dude. You'll find someone better than that, I assure you!

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Yummi_913 18

People generally don't stick around to settle down with drug addicts regardless of whether or not they have slurred speech... might wanna sober up if a long-term relationship is what you're after.

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spinspinsugar 12

my husband has a speech impediment too that makes him slur his words. it comes out when he's tired, drunk, stoned. but your ex girl needs to understand that

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Does she know you have a speech impediment? If it's an actual condition she should know about it. If she does know and still thinks this, sounds like she's trying to get rid of you, in which case you've dodged a bullet.

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