Sex, Gamers and Intimacy: Concentration face - FML

Concentration face

By Nuttree - 01/08/2010 07:02 - United States

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Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having sex. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

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Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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Game on

By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

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Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

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By Helseac - 17/12/2018 03:00

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Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

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By lilybelle11 - 03/11/2020 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML

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By dumpedovergame - 06/07/2009 10:51 - United States

Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

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Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

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Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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xGet_Over_It 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:18

which means you are as good as WoW. be happy!

rebbee 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:25

At least you know he is into it!

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andreffff 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:35

So, close your eyes during the deed!

gaga_fierce 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:36

and......? it's probably just a habit he does all the time.

rdj3385 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:43

Wow, people are really missing this one. this is a funny post. everyone just needs to chill a second and stop taking things so serious. very funny op.

mobchick16 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:58

my boyfriend does the same thing lol

PincheEdgarr 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:06

so? how's this an FML?

Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:31

so that's not even about you! asshole make em a sammich

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:39

there's like the same about making noises up. can you guys chill with the reposts? its mad annoying.

jojoboo1 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 20:43

serious question- what is chewing tongue; is it like what retards do.. with their tongues hanging out of their mouths drooling?

rarr 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 21:15

YDI for having a husband who plays world of warcraft

slightlyconfused 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 21:15

I love world of Warcraft

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