Work, Weird, Coworkers and Awkward: Connection

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 05:49 - Canada - London

Today, my coworker called me a liar when I said I've been to New York. This is the same psycho who honestly expects me to believe that she and Brad Pitt have a "thing" and that he secretly communicates with her through interviews on TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2021 16:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, a coworker told me something I didn't realize was confidential, until later when my boss called me, saying someone may have shared something confidential with me, and me, not thinking so, said I don't think anyone did. We hung up, they called back and elaborated, and it dawned on me now they think I'm a liar. FML

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You deserved it 180

By Snurkles McGee - 22/05/2013 21:48 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I confronted my boss to find out why I was denied a promotion that she promised to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not my fault if you believe the things I say." FML

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By UglyApparently - 05/10/2011 16:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML

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You deserved it 3 922

Rumor mill

By Gerald - 16/01/2023 16:00

Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML

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You deserved it 100

By Itsnotmeitsyou - 11/10/2013 06:09 - Australia

Today, the creepy regular customer found out I was lying about having a boyfriend in order to keep him away. He now thinks this is me playing hard to get. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 01:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML

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You deserved it 3 854

By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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You deserved it 4 543

By morning_glory - 27/01/2015 21:17 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boss expected me to corroborate her lie to a customer. She changed her story suddenly and I got caught up in the crosshairs. Then she got mad at me for not understanding what just happened. FML

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You deserved it 2 263

By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 059

Funny how?

By WTF, Mom?? - 13/10/2023 03:00 - United States - Collegeville

Today, one of my coworkers decided it'd be funny to tell our boss that I made creepy comments about his teenage daughter. The worst part is that the aforementioned lying coworker is my mother. I wish I was joking. FML

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You deserved it 112

milkman18 16

Saturday 22 August 2015 21:41

Tell her you have a "thing" with Ryan Gosling and you totally get what she's talking about

momof3honeybee 13

Saturday 22 August 2015 21:39

One of those people that have to one up everyone. Sorry op thats the pitt.

Comments

writergirl1029 17

Sunday 23 August 2015 3:56

Believing that God or a celebrity is communicating with them alone is a classic symptom of schizophrenia. Also the fact that she called you a liar indicates potential paranoia is another sign.

kovalsky_fml 10

Sunday 23 August 2015 4:06

Wow there's a lot of people here in denial.. I thought everyone knew that celebrities contact you directly through Interviews!

kyliemckinney74 6

Sunday 23 August 2015 4:38

its cool to see people post from my own province :-) and too bad u work with a loon..

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 23 August 2015 4:55

New York the city or the state? Either way does she really need to know your travels?

wsj93 6

Sunday 23 August 2015 5:15

Avoid that bitch. Enough said. She's obviously crazy,

Ninjerman 7

Sunday 23 August 2015 5:35

Time to find a new friend. Seriously, she could be dangerously unstable

Ipsum629 13

Sunday 23 August 2015 6:19

only people who don't have passports that allow them into the US and those who can't afford to travel who don't live there haven't been to new York. it is just one of those places you have to go at least once in your life like Vegas, Europe, somewhere in Asia, DC, and Disneyland.