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By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 05:49 - Canada - London

Today, my coworker called me a liar when I said I've been to New York. This is the same psycho who honestly expects me to believe that she and Brad Pitt have a "thing" and that he secretly communicates with her through interviews on TV. FML
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milkman18 16

Tell her you have a "thing" with Ryan Gosling and you totally get what she's talking about

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momof3honeybee 13

One of those people that have to one up everyone. Sorry op thats the pitt.

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individual00 14

Someone needs help. That's a schizophrenic delusion if ever I heard one.

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CaptainBat 9

Why would someone lie about going to New York in the first place?

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HWICUNow 10

Communicates via TV interviews... (backs away slowly)

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rockwrench 18

Sounds like you work in a nut psycho ward.

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xluciferx666 21

Plant a "letter" from brad pit in her desk and see what happens

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classicsparkles 17

Pathological liars and other such humans with egomania centered psychological dysfunction have a bad habit of projecting what otheres seem to see in them onto others.

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Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Smack her in the mouth and say how date she have an affair with your friend Angela's husband.

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still_guns 16

It sounds like she has Erotomania, the delusion that a celebrity is in love with you and sending secret messages through the media... despite the fact you don't know eachother

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BloodyGlass 10

"Have you checked into a psych ward yet? No? Let me just call them up and have the nice people in white take you away." :D

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