Consent

By jon - 31/08/2012 21:31 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
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MinecraftGeek 8

Ouch, well I hope you at least asked her if she's alright...

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xgetxbentx 13

Yeah, spicing things up is something that should ALWAYS be discussed as a couple first.

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OceanBlueSea 12

Fifty Shades of Grey much? Lol

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Cosette_fml 1

What you giys think is "gental" TAKE IT DOWN 10 NOTCHES

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Light BDSM is probably out then.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Always fun :/ Btw, you're a dick (or plain stupid, either or really) cuz you're always supposed to run the new/kinky shit by your parter before doing it - for example: how would you like her shoving her finger up your ass without asking you first? Doesn't sound pleasant huh? This doesn't mean don't do it, just clear it with her first, and do a tad bit of research on the interwebs so you have a general idea of the technique before hand (usually helps if your goal is to not **** up & make her cry ) G'luck with your traumatized gf :)

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jakethompson 0

#152 needs to shut her ****** **** of a mouth. How about next time you be a real man and choke her with one hand while you slap her in the face with another telling her it's suppose to hurt as she starts to panic. **** a petty slap on the ass. Show that **** **** who the boss is. Ftw

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Eorlas 31

To quote Martin Lawrence: "You're just trying to make them feel that sting. But when you pop and plow 'em into the ******* wall...then it's starting to get brutal."

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