Consent

By jon - 31/08/2012 21:31 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 745
You deserved it 18 106

Same thing different taste

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flipcrazy 0

Haha, too bad. My last gf was pretty awesome. I tied her up and was plowing her in the pitch black. About ten minutes in she finally freed herself from her bonds and started to strangle me with them. I absolutely loved her for it, not only that she broke free, but that she was spontaneous enough to come up with the idea of strangling me with what was holding her a minute before. She was also a cheater though, an no matter how awesome you are in bed, you need to be loyal. Oh well, such is life.

aloha31 6

Was she a virgin? I find this very normal sexual behavior lol

infamous56 0

That's ridiculous! A spank made her cry? Sorry but you sex life will never have spice

You must have hit her really hard... or maybe she was abused as a child, like some of these other comments have said. I never thought of that; that could be a really reasonable explanation and a definite reason to avoid spanking. But if it was just a little smack, that's weird that she would cry about it. I thought everybody liked that!

Geez people lighten up. He tried something, it didn't work, he feels bad. Everyone with their should of asked. Yes you should ask before anal, but have things changed to where you go over a checklist of do's and don'ts before sex. It was a smack on the ass. He didn't beat her.

It's was an example, an obvious no no to the spontaneous world, but a smack on the butt is not an uncommon thing. It's like saying nibbling on nipples, some like it some don't, if you stop an ask it's no longer spontaneous and ruins the mood. That's all

zombiesdkdjdjf 1

LOL. I'm sorry but I laughed at this very hard xD