Consent

By jon - 31/08/2012 21:31 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
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MinecraftGeek 8

Ouch, well I hope you at least asked her if she's alright...

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rebelliousshroom 12

It propably came out a little harder than OP had intended, that can happen, but I would think that she started to cry as much out of surprise as out of pain. It could have been really misplaced, if OP hasn't understood the purpose of it. It depends on how they usually have sex.

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sugarbear0727 19

Sometimes my boyfriend does that. Sometimes I like it, but more often than not, it hurts like hell.

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stefaniekate6 6

i think you spanked her a little too hard lol

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jarockstar27 10

Maybe you should have warned her....i dunno thats seems to be a very common thing in sex nowadays.

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juicifer 0

You try crying next time?

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Ziggy46 2

maybe just a little easier with the spank next time.... lol it should be like a love tap but with good contact

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Epikouros 31

Clearly, you haven't found your girlfriend's fetish yet, but most people have one, at least. Maybe you could surprise her next time by pissing on her face or shocking her with a cattle prod. Or you could talk to her and ask what she likes, if you want to do it the boring way.

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