Intimacy: Consent

Consent

By jon - 31/08/2012 21:31 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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I am clumsy!

By Anonymous - 16/01/2020 18:00

Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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By ottawaaa - 27/01/2009 22:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

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By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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Not now, dude

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

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patrickalamo 47

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:28

50 shades of tears...

MinecraftGeek 8

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:25

Ouch, well I hope you at least asked her if she's alright...

Comments

MexicanGinger 5

Saturday 1 September 2012 16:37

Don't slap so hard next time...?

devourerofbooks 10

Saturday 1 September 2012 19:11

Need a girl who can handle it. Sorry.

manikkab0o 7

Saturday 1 September 2012 19:21

shes pregnant.

davek 36

Saturday 1 September 2012 19:22

She's got daddy issues.

vampire53005 6

Saturday 1 September 2012 19:42

Always ask first before trying something new, cuz what u do could either break the relationship or make it better :D

kglo 7

Saturday 1 September 2012 19:59

Calm down Christian Grey

Dracoboxer357 35

Saturday 1 September 2012 21:16

173- MsKati, from the perspective of someone who doesn't mind "a little spice with his sugar", even I totally agree with you. It is about what you're comfortable with during intimacy and how it's received from your partner. I don't think you have baggage just because you don't want to be slapped, and you don't need to explain that or yourself to anyone else here. It's Your sex life, live it as You see fit. :) Cheers.