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Considerate

By BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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Same thing different taste

By hopeless - 08/07/2009 01:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML

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You deserved it 4 287

Whispers

By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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You deserved it 19 721

Sorry

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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You deserved it 5 077

By pittmanw - 18/07/2016 02:54 - United States - Jackson

Spicy

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML

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You deserved it 1 083

By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 10 363

Nice try

By johnnycomehelpme - 14/11/2014 00:59 - United States - Skokie

Spicy

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

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You deserved it 3 802

By knicksfan - 05/04/2009 05:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML

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You deserved it 6 602

Shy boy

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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You deserved it 6 825

By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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You deserved it 4 373

Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Spicy

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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You deserved it 44 720

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Top comments

GigaPudding_fml 24

Thursday 23 October 2014 14:22

"...and your girlfriend" Sorry to hear that OP, cheaters are the worst!

XlDeathshadowXl 13

Thursday 23 October 2014 14:23

You should of told them that you poked holes in all of them, and that she will be stuck with him now forever. Sorry man, that sucks.

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sorryheadphones 26

Thursday 23 October 2014 14:35

That's not the only thing he borrowed... Sorry OP

kinky44 28

Thursday 23 October 2014 15:03

Yeah, he borrowed your bed too. *sarcasm intensifies*

Sports_guy3 28

Saturday 25 October 2014 4:59

He borrowed your girlfriend's virginity too.

rnovoa 7

Thursday 23 October 2014 15:11

show ur girl she ****** up by beating his ass to the ground

Gittoh 21

Thursday 23 October 2014 16:19

why? so he OP could get in jail and scare all future girls away? no one likes a crazy boy or girlfriend.

Texasblackboots 16

Thursday 23 October 2014 15:13

Dude you should of sucker punched him in the dick

fighterjet93 19

Thursday 23 October 2014 17:42

In the dick? Really bro? Come on!

llamarrama01 21

Thursday 23 October 2014 15:30

How does one "borrow" a condom?

more4me 27

Thursday 23 October 2014 22:40

Same way you "borrow" a tampon or a cigarette.

seriouslygrowup 11

Friday 24 October 2014 9:50

"Borrow" means you'll give it back... lol

mylifebitches666 18

Thursday 23 October 2014 15:32

what a bitch, I'm assuming since you walked in on it, it was at your place, kick her out.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 23 October 2014 15:52

As if saying that would change anything...time to move on

Tsukiyomi 16

Thursday 23 October 2014 16:01

Some guys are just think with their balls. If someone tried to do that to my girlfriend his ass would be grass. Hope you find someone who cares for you OP

dannnngthatsux 19

Friday 24 October 2014 16:13

I agree with kicking as, but ms. can't be faithful needs one too.

MathIsStupid 11

Thursday 23 October 2014 16:05

"Borrowed"? Was he planning on giving them back?

martin8337 35

Thursday 23 October 2014 16:29

That guy owes you some rubbers.

XanderLance 19

Thursday 23 October 2014 23:49

i love how you pinpoint that as the biggest issue here

telli164 30

Thursday 23 October 2014 16:31

I'm sad you haven't referred to her as your ex. Tell him he can keep the doms and the unfaithful biatchhh

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Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML

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