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Considerate

By BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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By hopeless - 08/07/2009 01:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML

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You deserved it 4 287

Whispers

By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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Sorry

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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By pittmanw - 18/07/2016 02:54 - United States - Jackson

Spicy

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML

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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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Nice try

By johnnycomehelpme - 14/11/2014 00:59 - United States - Skokie

Spicy

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

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By knicksfan - 05/04/2009 05:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML

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Shy boy

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Spicy

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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Top comments

GigaPudding_fml 24

Thursday 23 October 2014 14:22

"...and your girlfriend" Sorry to hear that OP, cheaters are the worst!

XlDeathshadowXl 13

Thursday 23 October 2014 14:23

You should of told them that you poked holes in all of them, and that she will be stuck with him now forever. Sorry man, that sucks.

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Stuffaluffagus 25

Thursday 23 October 2014 16:45

Sorry your girlfriend was a ****. At least now you know though

GirasolNegro 22

Thursday 23 October 2014 16:54

I hope she's your ex-girlfriend after this!!

JOEBOBARNOLD 15

Thursday 23 October 2014 16:57

Am I the only one who thought canadian?

ARetardedSeal 24

Thursday 23 October 2014 17:08

Level 10 Canadian: "It's cool bro, as long as everyone is safe" @ author But for real tho, that is really unfortunate to hear, you'll find the right person soon enough. Someone worthy of marriage.

Gemini907 18

Thursday 23 October 2014 17:33

"Borrowed"

Geeve95 11

Thursday 23 October 2014 18:03

These hoes ain't loyal

MissBehavin77 18

Thursday 23 October 2014 18:48

Hope you at least punched the dude and kicked the **** out.

vikky538 28

Thursday 23 October 2014 19:25

ask him to take all things he used...condoms and your ex gf...

mister_icicle 17

Thursday 23 October 2014 19:41

For ****'s sake, Dave!

ZannityZan 13

Friday 24 October 2014 7:38

That would be Dave taking his pranks to a whole other level...

ShitHappen_fml 15

Thursday 23 October 2014 19:43

is he sorry for borrowing your girlfriend ?!

Scarylizard1798 23

Thursday 23 October 2014 20:00

**** her bro...oh wait...someone else alreAdy DID! XD nah man she's a **** dump her

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