Cool moves, dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML
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saIty 17

Grabbing your crotch while moonwalking?... Not always the best way to impress a lady.

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DontClickOnMe 28

I pressed YDI as soon as I saw "trying to impress." But hopefully she thought it was cute. :)

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helloandfuckyou2 1

Hahahahha! Nerd ;)

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hockeyoceancity 13

Hahahahha! Idiot! :)

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GothicAngel17 24

51- and stupid, apparently. Obviously this idiot has no grasp of the meaning of the term "nerd".

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mykalt18 2

I have heard this exact same thing somewhere before, wording and all. Possibly on a Facebook meme or something.

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mhopper 13

Next time don't try so hard.

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hama806 19

Don't worry OP, she probably thought it was cute. The things we do for love.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Bahahaha ! I just cannot help picturing the scene! You made my day!

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MissAmz 7

Hopefully she noticed the headphones in realized what you were doing. If the dance moves were really good, you would probably score a phone number.. If not, then oh well. :P

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jaredofmo 22

Let the music move you! But... never expect to impress anyone with your moves. Amuse them with your moves, however... That can be done! I speak from experience.

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linkinpark98 23

I bet people thought you were a total freak after the crotch grabbing and pelvic thrusts. But whatever, OP. MJ would be proud. ;)

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GothicAngel17 24

GBecause whether or not he was a drug addict or a pedo or whatever else people think he was, he made great music. Especially compared to the retarded popular music today. All music today is just a random collection of horrible sounds with repeated lyrics to make them rhyme, and all they sing about is sex, drugs and alcohol.

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ShyAnn29 14

I like his music, and a lot of other people do too!

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hockeyoceancity 13

35- Don't forget guns/killing! They sing about that every so often.

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FaithDawson 8

I thoroughly enjoy Michael Jackson's music!

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AaliyahMorgan143 5

I listen to Michael Jackson! Man Michael Jackson my home skillet biscuit. Orange juice included

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Swiftie 0

Gothic, how can you say "all" music? 1 - That is your personal opinion, and 2 - There is some pretty good music out there. Songs that don't make it on the radio, so if you searched, I'm sure you'd find something good!

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hockeyoceancity 13

65- She said "popular music" meaning the music on the radio, not songs you have to search for. I agree with you though; all the good music i like is hidden.

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rebelliousshroom 12

I'm happy to be the one to inform you that music exists outside MTV and the like. You will discover that there are multiple genres to explore.

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GothicAngel17 24

65, 74 is right. I said "popular music" meaning the crappy music you hear on the radio. I wasn't referring to the good genres that arent as popular as crap music.

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