Love, Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Cool moves, dude

Cool moves, dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 367

You deserved it 37 950

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 783

You deserved it 88 183

No good deed…

By williebees - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 919

You deserved it 2 520

Crossed wires

By hudd357mag - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 754

You deserved it 2 532

By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 492

You deserved it 2 082

Very funny, Mom

By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 115

You deserved it 14 568

Unfazed and dazed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Lewes

Today, I found out that licking your very chapped lips while totally zoned out and looking in the general direction of a girl, will end up with you becoming the massive college creeper that everyone avoids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 542

You deserved it 3 701

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 040

You deserved it 33 819

Camouflage

By allbrokeup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Norway - Stavanger

Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 930

You deserved it 3 489

David Lee Roth?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 304

You deserved it 39 536

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 798

You deserved it 160

saIty 17

Monday 9 July 2012 16:01

Grabbing your crotch while moonwalking?... Not always the best way to impress a lady.

DontClickOnMe 28

Monday 9 July 2012 16:00

I pressed YDI as soon as I saw "trying to impress." But hopefully she thought it was cute. :)

Comments

vitty_z 16

Monday 9 July 2012 18:42

ummm I don't think so, pretty much every girl I know is totally normal and would make a good girlfriend.

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 9 July 2012 18:42

Every story containing any version of the phrase "I was trying to impress..." is automatically a YDI FML.

OffToTheGayBar 9

Tuesday 10 July 2012 20:08

Durrrrrrrrrr!

optimus9522 0

Monday 9 July 2012 18:47

hopefully see had a good since of humor, cause then it would work pretty good

TheDrifter 23

Monday 9 July 2012 18:58

That's subjective. As they pointed out, sleazy gold diggers are the new norm, so of course they think they would be good girlfriends. There are still some old school ones left, but they're getting rare.

s0ulslack 20

Monday 9 July 2012 19:14

You were listening to Michael Jackson? I'm sorry

s0ulslack 20

Monday 9 July 2012 19:57

Whats with the down ratings, you people support a pedophile? shame on yew

charvisioku 22

Monday 9 July 2012 20:09

a) There is no conclusive proof he was a paedophile. b) Even if he had been, that doesn't have any impact on whether people should listen to his music. c) It's "you", not "yew". "Yew" is a type of tree. You, sir, are a blithering idiot.

Rocky007 15

Monday 9 July 2012 20:20

Pressed YDI when I saw you were listening to Michael Jackson.

Crazynopantsman 11

Monday 9 July 2012 20:41

Did she tell you to beat it?

Shrike 23

Monday 9 July 2012 20:51

^ In this thread: idiots and fake "oh things were so much better in my day" nostalgia, coming from a teenager (GothicAngel), another likely teenager with a fake DOB (thisismeFMLing), and a misogynistic douche I've had the misfortune of reading before (TheDrifter).