Love, Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Cool moves, dude

Cool moves, dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML

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You deserved it 88 182

No good deed…

By williebees - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

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You deserved it 2 520

Crossed wires

By hudd357mag - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

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By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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You deserved it 2 082

Very funny, Mom

By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

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You deserved it 14 568

Unfazed and dazed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Lewes

Today, I found out that licking your very chapped lips while totally zoned out and looking in the general direction of a girl, will end up with you becoming the massive college creeper that everyone avoids. FML

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You deserved it 3 700

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 040

You deserved it 33 819

Camouflage

By allbrokeup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Norway - Stavanger

Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML

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You deserved it 3 489

David Lee Roth?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML

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You deserved it 39 535

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 160

saIty 17

Monday 9 July 2012 16:01

Grabbing your crotch while moonwalking?... Not always the best way to impress a lady.

DontClickOnMe 28

Monday 9 July 2012 16:00

I pressed YDI as soon as I saw "trying to impress." But hopefully she thought it was cute. :)

Comments

megamandude455 10

Monday 9 July 2012 16:51

Yeah and doing the crotch grab makes anybody look cool

GothicAngel17 24

Monday 9 July 2012 16:52

Please tell me you didn't grab your crotch and hip-thrust. Music or no music, what made you think for even a second that that isn't creepy?

GothicAngel17 24

Monday 9 July 2012 16:54

I don't know why 18 is getting thumbed down, since sadly when it comes to a majority of females in this generation he's right.

septemberpeaches 8

Monday 9 July 2012 16:56

You're a schmuck, but that made me laugh so hard it almost makes up for it!! lol

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 9 July 2012 16:58

Not everyone thinks that way,18.

freelancejouster 4

Monday 9 July 2012 16:59

lets all just appreciate that i've done the same exact thing. only in time to opera.

brandy1 5

Monday 9 July 2012 16:59

Next time just say hi.

Slimma 20

Monday 9 July 2012 17:13

"trying to impress" yeah you deserve it. Anytime someone "tries to impress" they gonna do somethin stupid an it is their fault. Maybe one day it'll be learned that trying to impress is going to wind up as a failure.