Cool moves dude

By rojin12 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I tried to close my desk drawer by hitting it with my hip, like they do in the movies. Everything on my desk fell off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 287
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Top comments

Captain0bv10us 0

movie things never happen in real life

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Were you watching one of those action movies where someone will knock a desk over to use as cover in a gunfight?

... How could you fail? I close drawers like that whenever I have my hands full, and it always works.

perdix 29

In the movies, no one ever gets change back from a purchase and takes the time to put it in their wallet. Anyways, the actresses who close drawers with their hips are anorexic waifs, not hulking behemoths like you.

betabyte 1

The handle is proven to work. Use it next time

Like they do in the movies? Super man jumped off a building in a movie- are you going to try that too?

You are not winning. Go take lessons from Charlie.

pooptato 2

So because all of your stuff fell off your life is ******? Go pick it up. *LOL I HIT MY DESK WITH MY HIP AND EVERYTHING FELL SO I NEED TO PUT IT ONLINE BEFORE I ACTUALLY PICK IT UP*