Cool moves dude

By rojin12 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I tried to close my desk drawer by hitting it with my hip, like they do in the movies. Everything on my desk fell off. FML
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Top comments

Captain0bv10us 0

movie things never happen in real life

Comments

DarkHelmet 10

If you knocked everything on your desk off you most have a fantabulous booty!!!

Cudos to you for using the word, "fantabulous".

Repeat after me: Do Not Try To Be Cool. EVER. AGAIN.

Okay... "Do Not Try To Be Cool. EVER. AGAIN." There, happy now?

There's no shame in being cool, its in the trying. It rarely works, and provides all spectators with gleeful shameful joy.

muchagente 5

maybe you could try riding on an engine hood, like they do in the movies.

yamatelle 19

And she should jump from one building to another while she's at it. They make it seem so easy in the movies.

I don't see how this is an FML. "oh no, stuff fell off my desk! I can't pick it up for some reason!"

it wasnt worth it. next time use the handle.

Seriously some shit fell off your desk and now your life is ******.Wow.

RebekahBrooke 9

they should really put a 'dont try this at home' text in movies. ;)