Kids, Awkward and beach: Schlongs for miles

Schlongs for miles

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 06:00

Today, my husband and I took our two sons (6 and 8 years-old) on a 200 ft hike down to the Torrey Pines beach in San Diego. The beach looked beautiful and the kids were excited to get there. It wasn’t until we finally got there when we found out it was a nudist beach. FML

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By embarassed - 08/08/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML

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Heads up

By Anonymous - 18/03/2024 05:00

Today, after a day spent at the beach, I was looking back through our photos. Neither my husband, sisters, kids, or our friends bothered to tell me that my white swimsuit became a bit see-through when wet. In absolutely every photo you could clearly see my pubes and my nipples. FML

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By why?? - 20/04/2014 04:52 - United States - Englewood

Today, I went hiking with my family. A local had told us about the trail, saying the two mile walk would lead us to a seventy-foot waterfall. After seven miles of trekking in the sweltering sun with no food, we finally found the waterfall. It was barely ten feet tall. FML

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By LexiBoBexi - 12/07/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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Family vacation!

By Ungrateful brat - 06/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at the beach, my son was screaming and crying because the sand was burning his feet. I told him to put on his sandals. He got mad and threw them in the ocean, then started crying harder when he realized they were gone. He's now hiding under the bed in the condo and is refusing to come out. FML

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Stay safe, stay home FFS!

By wtf_are_people_doing - 21/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend for a walk. It's our anniversary, and I hadn't seen him in over a month because of the quarantine, so we agreed to meet, as long as we had the proper safety gear and were careful. On my way to meet him, I drove past a park. In it were twelve half-naked teenagers playing volleyball. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 23:01 - United States - El Paso

Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 22:04 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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Grizz8831 14

Monday 3 October 2022 11:07

You should be checking Google for pretty much any place you intend to visit. the amount of information (potentially important) is something to make sure you have. trails and secluded beaches often have times or areas not family friendly, because they are secluded or hard to reach, or because they are... designated areas for such things... just Google stuff when you have kids, or get easily off put.

MidnaLink 33

Monday 3 October 2022 14:58

I've seen kids at the nude beaches I've been to. Strange sight, sure, but that doesn't mean you guys couldn't enjoy it.

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Anderling 32

Monday 3 October 2022 10:36

Wouldn’t that be something you google if you’re aware nudist beaches exist in that part of the US?

Grizz8831 14

Monday 3 October 2022 11:07

RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 October 2022 13:53

And then your kids got really excited!

MidnaLink 33

Monday 3 October 2022 14:58

I've seen kids at the nude beaches I've been to. Strange sight, sure, but that doesn't mean you guys couldn't enjoy it.

Iifa 7

Monday 3 October 2022 16:55

Don't see the problem here. Nude body is just a nude body. Anyone at a nudist beach "reacting" shouldn't be out in public anyways. If you have issues then Google before going to places to make sure their suitable. I grew up with naked body being normal, and have always throughout primary and secondary school changed clothes and showered in unisex environment and i have not seen any man old or young or in teens making comments, physically reacting or making others uncomfortable for their own insecurities. If anything I would use nudist beach as a teaching moment " some places allow nudeness, and it is completely normal. What is not normal is sexualising other people bodies, make fun, comment or touch others."

1known 30

Monday 3 October 2022 17:10

And? When everybody is naked, nobody cares. I agree with @Iifa!

The Gooch 2

Tuesday 4 October 2022 3:06

In the land of the nude, the one still wearing clothes is the odd man out.

49_Donuts 13

Monday 3 October 2022 18:33

1 - so it’s a nudist beach. It’s clothing ‘optional’, not nudity required. Nothing wrong with teaching your kids that the human body is nothing to be ashamed about. 2 - umm, 200ft is a hike?