Embarrassing, Awkward, Clumsy and Work: Cool moves dude

Damn, I'd hate to see you workin' it in the club. You'd be beating people up while you moved & bumped. Lmao you're new favorite songs should be shakira's 'my hips don't lie'

trellz17 19

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:18

They do that in movies?

bms1996 12

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:23

it works for me :)

anorexicbarbie 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 17:02

Congrats?

angryoriental 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:25

That'll happen when your ass is bigger than the desk....

cherryleaf23 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 17:08

LOL nice! I favorited that one, thanks for the laugh! ^^

yaknowiverse 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 17:10

wanna side of epic with that fail?

otakuchica 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 17:49

Like in the movies? Really? YDI

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