Cool moves dude

By rojin12 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I tried to close my desk drawer by hitting it with my hip, like they do in the movies. Everything on my desk fell off. FML
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Captain0bv10us 0

movie things never happen in real life

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Captain0bv10us 0

movie things never happen in real life

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silver0jay 11

That's why they call it, "in the movies."

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holygodthatshars 0

I always close things with my hip...

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zbajis 7

I once saved the world in 24 hours, discovered transforming robots, had super powers, and saved a bunch of blue alien looking people. Then I woke up.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Hey, walking and talking to others is in the movise! I can do that too!

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seanders 10

1: You're a man *****: Your argument is invalid.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Why did #20 get thumbed down? He just was thanking #1... whose name happens to be Captain Obvious... That said... I see what you did there, #20.

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Blueglasscup 18

Hmpf people who thumbed 20 down obviously failed to notice it was 1's name...

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KiddNYC1O 20

Obviously... Lol.

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FMLoverAgain 7

Ydi for having a fat ass

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FarSide 22

I'll never get on an elevator with an ass like yours.

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ShadyEmCee 5

I tried it without thinking... The drawer fell off :(

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loveexgirl 15

How hard did you hit it then? Must've hurt your hip..

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1958x 6

Uhm, don't hit it so hard next time? That or your desk really isn't built very sturdy.

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funkyspacemonkey 0

Think some one might be a fat ass

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funkyspacemonkey 0

Game WWF - FunkySpaceMonkey-

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NuTrees 9

Think someone may have a boney ass. A fat ass would absorb some of the energy being passed to the table.

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EvanAGD 7

Try walking away from an explosion. I've seen that work in a movie. haha

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dCrazyLord 9

wow some people can be really rude, I hope that you feel better about yourself after putting someone else down.

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loveexgirl 15

Am I the only one missing how that was rude..?

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dd809 9

No some people just aren't that smart

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flagg1888 3

It was a joke. Even Stevie Wonder saw that!!

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LuHGiiiT 11

Cool guys don't look at explosions :D

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farhil 14

Hey, crazy lord, you're ugly *jizzes pants* Ahhh, yes, it does make me feel better

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nephilim241 19

Everything? Either your ass is massive or you took a run up :-/

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Cinn_fml 22

...Just pick everything up again and next time don't hit the desk so hard. I'm not sure I see a problem here.

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slushpup9696 12

Cinn's back, everybody!

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crinx034 0

And I'm on tonight You know my hips don't lie and I'm starting to feel it's right The attracting, the tension The way I move it is perfection- *knocks everything off desk* Not again!!

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mrlopez 13

*adds on Shuckira's shrieking sound for maximum effect*

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