Work, Transportation, Cars and Accident: Corolla Conspiracy

Corolla Conspiracy

By Anonymous - 30/07/2017 00:30

Today, I was talking to one of the advisors at my job about how almost everyone in the workplace who owns a Toyota has strangely been in some sort of car accident in the last year. I happen to have a Toyota. Guess who was rear-ended at an intersection after leaving work. FML

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You deserved it 534

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By pgmonster - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 203

You deserved it 5 521

By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 421

You deserved it 2 191

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By fiat850 - 09/05/2020 17:00

Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 532

You deserved it 164

By dentedmercedes - 20/04/2013 13:43 - United States - Berkley

Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 652

You deserved it 8 229

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 275

You deserved it 4 152

By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 719

You deserved it 2 615

By T-Shain - 31/05/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 390

You deserved it 8 536

Groundhog Day

By Steve - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 759

You deserved it 11 918

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 03:00 - United States

Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 907

You deserved it 3 874

By Sean - 09/09/2013 21:04 - United States

Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 869

You deserved it 2 996

K3719er 9

Sunday 30 July 2017 1:08

Must be a glitch in the Matrix.....

Justincolon22 15

Sunday 30 July 2017 1:20

I hope your okay

Comments

Sammi Alberigi 4

Sunday 30 July 2017 20:28

I just read this this morning before leaving to work and now I am home because I was in an accident. My car? A Toyota Corolla

I'madumbass 19

Monday 31 July 2017 0:56

THIS SHOULD BE AN FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you want me to submit it for you? Your FML: Today a read an FML about the Toyota Curse before going to work. My car? A Toyota. FML My FML: Today, I read a comment about someone who drives a Toyota and read an FML about a Toyota Curse right before leaving for work. FML Hahahaha!!!!!!!!! Gonna be hard to top this!!!! ????