Work and Love: Cougar

Cougar

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 351

You deserved it 4 058

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By Michelle - 03/08/2011 06:01 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 155

You deserved it 3 426

By JulietMarie - 18/12/2018 03:00

Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 390

You deserved it 226

By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 076

You deserved it 2 370

By FlyAwayPlease - 25/08/2015 22:38 - United Kingdom - Mold

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 262

You deserved it 8 294

This charming man

By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML

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You deserved it 93

That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 140

You deserved it 97

You're weird, dude

By Grossed out - 21/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 398

You deserved it 75

Always ask for documentation

By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Arlington

Today, the guy I met on Tinder texted me about our date tomorrow. He seemed nervous. I come to find out his mom overheard us talking on the phone and wants to meet me. I said OK, that’s not big deal. That’s when he told me that he’s actually 17. I now hate myself because I’m 26. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 945

You deserved it 300

Noooo, not him

By Jenni - 21/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 207

You deserved it 96

By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 155

You deserved it 3 312

Enslaved 36

Saturday 25 April 2015 15:02

MILFs need loving too.

aliezzo 19

Saturday 25 April 2015 15:02

At least he's legal.

Comments

vikky538 28

Saturday 25 April 2015 18:53

Do you like him?

MrJenksMan 1

Saturday 25 April 2015 18:59

So what... Age is nothing but A number

KaraDean 1

Saturday 25 April 2015 19:21

Go for it! Age is just a number and YOU might learn a thing or two from him. He's lea gal, not your son, and has a job. Enjoy!

cookie1207 19

Saturday 25 April 2015 19:33

Why is this FML? GO FOR IT! Have fun!! If he is willing G O F O R I T !!!

StephenStrangeMD 3

Saturday 25 April 2015 19:38

Get some girl!

vlalam 24

Saturday 25 April 2015 19:44

milf, cougars, divorce, etc.. words that were invented just for this purpose I guess

nutella4life 14

Saturday 25 April 2015 19:47

nothing wrong with being a little bit of a cougar

limegreenpoopie 31

Saturday 25 April 2015 19:52

What's stopping ya? He's legal :P

elizacandle 29

Saturday 25 April 2015 20:07

he's 18, not 15- no shame.

loonygooon 2

Saturday 25 April 2015 20:16

Take it as a compliment! You look young!!:)

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Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML

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Today, I got diarrhea. During sex. I didn’t even make it out of the bed. FML

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Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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