Work and Love: Cougar - FML

Cougar

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

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By Michelle - 03/08/2011 06:01 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

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You deserved it 3 426

By JulietMarie - 18/12/2018 03:00

Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML

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You deserved it 226

By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

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You deserved it 2 370

By FlyAwayPlease - 25/08/2015 22:38 - United Kingdom - Mold

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

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This charming man

By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML

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That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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You're weird, dude

By Grossed out - 21/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML

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You deserved it 75

Always ask for documentation

By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Arlington

Today, the guy I met on Tinder texted me about our date tomorrow. He seemed nervous. I come to find out his mom overheard us talking on the phone and wants to meet me. I said OK, that’s not big deal. That’s when he told me that he’s actually 17. I now hate myself because I’m 26. FML

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Noooo, not him

By Jenni - 21/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 207

You deserved it 96

By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

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Top comments

Enslaved 36

Saturday 25 April 2015 15:02

MILFs need loving too.

aliezzo 19

Saturday 25 April 2015 15:02

At least he's legal.

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KingLewisII 34

Sunday 26 April 2015 2:45

I don't see the problem

sassy2085 16

Sunday 26 April 2015 3:59

Younger men do it better. :p

demotres 7

Sunday 26 April 2015 5:36

I don't understand the problem.

Kaaykuwatzuu 13

Sunday 26 April 2015 6:05

At least you look young enough to be hit on so be proud. This is an accomplishment. Besides, there's nothing wrong with a little cougar-ness.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 26 April 2015 7:00

Do you live in Cougar Town? And hey, he's 18, so he's legal! lol

messymessiah 11

Sunday 26 April 2015 7:38

Psshhh go for it. He'd be excited for the opportunity if he's anything like the majority of 18 year olds

momac86 17

Sunday 26 April 2015 8:09

Hey I hear Cougars are making a popular comeback ?

EspyPsyche 11

Sunday 26 April 2015 16:59

This is a good thing! Go for it!

Eco193 13

Sunday 26 April 2015 17:12

do it anyway :Please no one will know.

scarphase 0

Sunday 26 April 2015 21:28

So? Hows is this an FML? When i was 20 i hook with a woman that was 44. I just tired hitting on a customer that is in her 60's but still,gorgeous. Hes legal have some fun with it

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