Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 19:39 - Ireland - Mountmellick

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Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML
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shippingboat 8

That's equal parts disgusting and terrifying.

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Axelerate 23

You definitely want to follow the buddy system when you're around him

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shippingboat 8

That's equal parts disgusting and terrifying.

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NeatNit 32

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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fuckedPriceless 17

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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SweetasCandy0609 28

well that's really disturbing if you guys really think OP should take that as a compliment, and the fact that he even says this out loud to his friends is even more creepy.

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fuckedPriceless 17

you can't condemn a person for their thoughts, only their actions.

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classicsparkles 17

@114, actions like, telling your friends you would **** your niece senseless while she is within earshot?

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Aimeejasmine 15

#114 ready to defend some incestuous man they don't even know

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wtffml1979 22

#100 I agree 100% Actually #114 has some issues. Not just on this fml but a few others. Needs for psych exam.

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iamaweaome 12

i completely agree #1 that is messed the **** up.

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gogo44444 28

But at the same time, it's a compliment

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classicsparkles 17

dude, 73, if you think your uncle wanting to **** you is a compliment, you might need your head checked.

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SauceySarah 30

That is disgusting. Why would a family member ever say that?

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boating_guy 33

Only maybe a family member who's related by marriage, not blood (I sincerely hope)

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priyaaaa124 22

I agree with #3, something has to be wrong with that man to say that let alone think it. Which he obviously did. There will be people commenting on this FML saying "take it as flattery." Please don't.

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MrConcise 34

That's not the only thing senseless in this conversation.

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theTravinator 21

Op should probably get her dad to beat him senseless

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Axelerate 23

You definitely want to follow the buddy system when you're around him

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Daelynn_17 19

and avoid any family dinners at his place

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jojimugo 20

Am guessing alcohol was involved and of course immaturity and creepiness

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TuneSyon 7

why so many dislikes to this comment? I agree with it.

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Roxas_hearts 27

Yeah, why exactly is 6 being disliked? It's a comment with common sense.

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Dick_diamond 22

Incest isn't just about actions. The thoughts are gross and scary, too. FYL

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Jennandco 25

Might want to keep your distance from now on, OP

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