Money, Dogs and Animals: Cough up

Cough up

By anbrown6 - 12/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my ex adopted a dog from the dog pound. It was the same dog he made me get rid of while we were still together. FML

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By DroopyDog - 27/12/2009 08:48 - Netherlands

Today, I got a puppy. I just found out I can't bring it on the family trip. To save me the trouble of finding a friend to take her in, my mum handed her back to the pound. FML

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By mista hunna - 08/09/2016 05:31 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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By ugh - 25/04/2009 23:36 - United States

Today, at the rescue group I volunteer at, we finally adopted out a dog that has been with us for a few years now. This was an amazing thing for us because we never thought he'd get adopted. As we were getting excited and hugging each other, the dog ran away. FML

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By Debra2005 - 20/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML

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By englishtrio - 18/04/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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Good boy

By achoo - 27/04/2009 12:52 - United States

Today, I brought back the puppy I adopted for my family. I spent months doing all the research on puppy care with two young children, and at least five hundred dollars for the dog, the supplies, toys… the whole lot. Turns out everyone's allergic to her. FML

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NGM_KID 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:39

FYL indeed....but you should have put those chips they put in dogs to track them down, then all they had to do is scan it and your info would pop out.....

adelaide_evening 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:39

That happened to us before with my cat. The guy who lived behind us kept calling the pound to come and take her, so we kept having to go and get her and pay for her.

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laxchick617 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 23:24

oh my god the ppl on here r sooooo stupid..go back to ur house and show her ur papers...or go to ur vet and get them why waste the money?????!!!!!

VeganVampyre 26

Tuesday 30 April 2013 4:28

... From what I can see, your grasp on the English language is tenuous at best; yet you're calling other people stupid? What is this world coming to?

darkmis1 17

Sunday 12 April 2009 23:30

At least u got ur dog back

MissFortune_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 23:30

Umm... you would've had to pay a fee to get the dog back anyway even if there was evidence it was yours.

obscureabyss867 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 23:31

#4 Maybe if you kept the cat in the house it wouldn't be a problem??

killjoy188 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 23:34

Wow, where do you people live? I'm in TN and have never heard of buying a license for a dog or paying more than $90 to adopt one from a shelter. And they give you back your own dog for free or the cost of caring for it. I would have grabbed the dog and left!

Tehalon 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 23:35

#4 Why didnt you F that person up after the second time. Some guy around here threatened to kill our dogs if he had the chance so we trashed his garden and smashed his windows.

condescending 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 23:35

I would have gladly paid for my dog. I consider all my pets members of the family so to get one back after that long missing, I would have just wanted to get him home.