Crank

By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 04:11 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, I realized that I'm so lonely I can no longer whack off without bursting into tears and crying like a little bitch. FML
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You deserved it 21 482
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phantumgrey 6

Watch **** and then you'll be in an orgy. No more forever alone

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horrorfield 6

That happens to me too :( except I AM a little bitch. Probably why I'm lonely..

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needsagf14 12

That's not lonely. That's a mental issue bro

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Treyzania 16

Well that happens to me, except not that severely...

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onorexveritas 23

find a ******* girlfriend then! damn

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kalel01260 1

Maybe you could get a date if you stopped using phrases like "like a little bitch."

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mosiz 3

Get a job where you have to work really hard hard(physically) or do some really laborious yard work. The best cure for a saddened human is labor... it's counter-intuitive I know.

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wanderingshopper 13

T M I Who okayed this one???

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someguy314159265 15

You will probably never find a relationship, so there is no use crying. You simply need to learn to embrace your solitude.

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