Crank

By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 04:11 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, I realized that I'm so lonely I can no longer whack off without bursting into tears and crying like a little bitch. FML
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phantumgrey 6

Watch **** and then you'll be in an orgy. No more forever alone

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horrorfield 6

That happens to me too :( except I AM a little bitch. Probably why I'm lonely..

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perdix 29

Don't grip it so tightly!

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jnaples 3

Perhaps you should try homosexuality. Good luck. You need it. Really

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MillerBeerTime 5

Just do what I do and keep a **** buddy around then when you use them up, just cut communication off completely! Vwahlah, no commitment!

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Dcm210 19

We've all been there, I hope everything works in your favor.

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Burton_Forever 23

Do something about it go out and have fun! Go hang out with friends!

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ketchuplover 7

I thought I was the only one.. It's good to know I am not the only one who does this..

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Hawaii84 16

Is time to put yourself out there and go meet new people. Is not hard to meet new people just find groups for things that interest you or go clubbing or any other social activity. There is someone for everyone out there just go look.

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