Pregnancy, Food and Love: Cravings

Cravings

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML

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Top comments

Hayman68 4

Friday 10 June 2011 9:19

She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...

Kawboy 1

Friday 10 June 2011 9:22

just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!

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ujstgtpwnd73 0

Friday 10 June 2011 9:40

she shood be glad you had the politeness to think about her and get her something nice

DeLpHe3zY 7

Friday 10 June 2011 9:40

shouldve checked your locker first buddy.. Think of where you left the phone ydi

italianbby 11

Friday 10 June 2011 9:41

wrong FML..

ShadowSnipe 0

Friday 10 June 2011 9:56

wrong Fml buddy

poopdayz 6

Friday 10 June 2011 9:47

Pregnant women do get hungry. My wife at celery out of stock when she was pregnant lol.

poopdayz 6

Friday 10 June 2011 9:48

ate* stupid iPhone -.-

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 10 June 2011 9:49

She likes chicken wings over flowers? She is the perfect woman.

barlessprison 16

Friday 10 June 2011 9:49

Get her a platter of chicken wings and decorate the platter with roses. She might appreciate the flowers more.

SirEBC 7

Friday 10 June 2011 9:50

YDI for marrying a fat bitch.

rocketeer_97 1

Friday 10 June 2011 9:52

Ahhhh the FML's that have to do with chicken wings. Making me hungry !

ShadowSnipe 0

Friday 10 June 2011 9:53

that's when kinder surprise comes in ;) she will never forget a surprise like that

jackmay20 4

Friday 10 June 2011 9:57

nigga

americaaaa 0

Friday 10 June 2011 10:01

I'm sorry, but hahahahahaha!!

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