Cravings

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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Top comments

Hayman68 4

She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...

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Kawboy 1

just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!

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paramor3 23

Ha ha, now that's funny...I don't care who you are!! (apply Larry the Cable Guy accent)

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Quagmire_ladies 9

I like the way..I say I say.I like the way she thinks! I too am fond..I say..fond of a nice chicken to be eaten....now waitttt a minute..

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jamie72596 9

Awww...well it's the thought that counts! :)

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GreenMuzz 0

You shouldnt be having kids out of wedlock.

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SorrowFull 8

turn you back and run, either run or end up in a skillet when it feeds again

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rezzel 0

happy wife happy life

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MalaInsane_11 0

can't be mad at her. chicken wings taste way better than flowers any day. lol!

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chevygirl2004 0

Yup she's definitely prego. don't take offense, its the hormones talking!

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djmacncheeze 6

you try carrying a child for nine months, and throwing up every morning!

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steelersfan3250 0

u got that right

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