Cravings

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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Hayman68 4

She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...

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Kawboy 1

just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!

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emiliewhlrs402 0

haha id rather have chicken wings too!!! [:

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eff5 0

she's pregnant, now go read a book

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cupcakexxrawr 0

she's just pregnant don't take it personal :) I'm sure she will say something about it later no worries OP :)

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vicburnsred 0

Hahaha that's hilarious. don't take it personal, it's just because of the pregnancy :)

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msbosslady 0

Sorry dear, as a former evil prego, I apologize. We women can only be held half way accountable when our bodies are taken over by the baby. With all the hormones and discomfort.... ugh! She didn't mean it and once the baby comes you two will he able to laugh about it. Just be glad she didn't cry uncontrollably.

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Allymeme 3

lol pregnant women are funny. I'm a girl and had to go through this with my older sister when I lived with her for a summer. most people think girls are sympathetic to each other but I was going nuts by the end. I bought her chocolate cuz that is my gave comfort food but she wanted pizza. she whipped the chocolate bar at me and started crying that I was a bad sister

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itsmisskay 2

Omg! Hahaha that's is so frakin funny! And sad at the same time though :( I'm sorry!

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Allymeme 3

I got over it. This happened last summer. And I meant fave, not gave... stupid Iphone, lol. For the most part we get along... and her husband actually got worse than me. I felt bad for him. She is grumpy a lot, but add pregnancy hormones to it, and it was worse. I love my sister, but she is lucky she has a guy who will stick around for her awful mood swings... and I am not meaning the pregnancy ones. I am meaning all the time. The smallest thing sets her off. Poor girl, she had a hard life though.

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mlia172 0

she's pregnant! why don't you try it some time?

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FastLikeATree 0

Just another mood swing. She'll want ice cream at 4am next.

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