Cravings

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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Top comments

Hayman68 4

She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...

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Kawboy 1

just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Not neccesarily in that order either.

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firstrecon 0

^^another win!!!

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usmcdvil 4

I'm gonna have to go with rent a gun and buy a bullet on that one...

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TylersMB 0

haha chicken wings are useful for what?. oh well shes inn a bad mood, points for trying OP.

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redbluegreen 40

If that's true, a lot of men must be happy.

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bettyboodooyou 0

aww how mean!! but in all reality pregos do fair better with food.. try candy next time :)

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

2 words: Falcon Punch

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Miss_Kristen 10

Oh no, here come the Pro-Lifers *runs and hides*

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BWill9014 4

Stuff like that is just going to happen when your wife is pregnant buddy... try to shake it off and just remember that her emotions are out of control due to the pregnancy...

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italianbby 11

she's just moody, if she wanted food she should've called you..

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LinTurk 4

if she was into that, she wouldn't be preggers.

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haileemarie7 6

well... unless you want her to go into pre-mature labor from rage you better get to the nearest Buffalo Wild Wings!

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LoneStarTexan 6

Get that woman some Blazin' chicken wings!

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