Intimacy, Sex and Cheating: Cravings

Cravings

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 05:00

Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 408

You deserved it 343

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By jsalmons - 02/06/2011 17:39 - Germany

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The single life

By Anonymous - 14/09/2021 22:00 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML

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You deserved it 98

Just Dependa Things

By Anonymous - 14/04/2022 13:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, I came home from a one-year Army deployment, only for my wife to tell me she feels claustrophobic with me in the bed. She then asked for a divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 217

You deserved it 108

By copenhagen20 - 05/03/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 242

You deserved it 2 506

Really struggling, huh?

By Anonymous - 27/09/2023 10:00

Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 761

You deserved it 118

By Xerfox - 20/06/2016 20:34 - Germany - Neckarsulm

Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America 5 months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for 5 months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother". FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 381

You deserved it 1 917

Proof of love

By oh. - 15/12/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML

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You deserved it 183

Frying pan, meet fire

By Anonymous - 03/09/2023 22:00

Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML

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You deserved it 137

Nice welcome

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML

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You deserved it 6 446

By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 307

You deserved it 3 892

CuriousEKitty 21

Sunday 10 November 2019 7:10

Wow that suck so much! Im so sorry, you don't deserve that!

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Sunday 10 November 2019 8:48

At least she's being honest ... after you caught her

Comments

Dominic Bobie Adade 3

Sunday 10 November 2019 22:41

I don't think this is the first and it's not going to be, I'll say break up, go wherever you are deployed, clear your head, come back and start over..

chris_lillo 15

Sunday 10 November 2019 23:01

Your wife is a terrible person and the people feeling sympathy for her are weird

nobody32 4

Sunday 10 November 2019 23:25

dump her

Lurker1 9

Sunday 10 November 2019 23:58

I mean its not unreasonable to discuss such an arrangement if your away for so long (not uncommon for military couples) but she should have discussed it. The fact that she tried to do it behind your back is not a good sign.

BenassiBoston 5

Monday 11 November 2019 2:34

As a former Military member with a cheating (now ex) wife, I can tell you right now there’s no such thing as Military members allowing their spouse to cheat while they’re off on deployment...

Lurker1 9

Tuesday 12 November 2019 4:10

Its not cheating if its an agreed arrangement and just because you don't know of it doesn't mean it doesn't happen. A lot more common than you might think and Its not limited to military deployment either.

Phr0zen 11

Tuesday 12 November 2019 4:28

Just because it's a lot more common to you does not mean that the poster wanted to arrange that with his wife. He did not mention that he agreed to have his wife be intimate with someone else. In before, you think it's impossible to be intimate without your partner physically for a year.

831curmudgeon 7

Monday 11 November 2019 1:16

You meant to write "soon-to-be-ex-wife" right?

jc1015 25

Monday 11 November 2019 3:08

that should mean you get a pass too...

tiredofwaiting 25

Monday 11 November 2019 5:38

You know now that she is unfaithful and you should leave her

Colton_1623122182 8

Monday 11 November 2019 5:49

Be like my friend who was in the situation and leave her ass

Lou_bug 4

Saturday 16 November 2019 6:41

I'm so sorry that this happened, you definitely deserve better. It is not hard to be celibate. My boyfriend is in the army, hes currently away now and will be gone for 8 months. Cheating never crossed my mind.