Love, Weddings, Weird and Public freakouts: Crazy chick

Crazy chick

By sadbuttrue. - 25/06/2014 01:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 02:48 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

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By not even interested - 15/10/2017 16:00

Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML

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By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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Double standard

By Anonymous - 06/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I was at a wedding reception. Everyone got offended when I threw my hands up and backed off to avoid catching the garter and let the two guys on either side fight for it. Nothing but laughs for the cousin who grabbed the bouquet out of someone else's hand and punched her, though. FML

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By dwaggle - 02/07/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

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By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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Upping the stakes

By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. My boyfriend of five years panicked and proposed on the spot, thinking I was hinting at something. I just wanted to catch some flowers, but I had to tell him to get a grip without hurting his feelings. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 19:21 - United States - Concord

Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML

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By single lady - 15/08/2011 14:45 - United States

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

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By hairstylistprobs - 23/06/2015 03:13 - United States

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

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scarman_fml 14

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:29

gotta love Italian weddings

SharnaaaBanana 22

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:31

Well that was rude

Comments

zombraingirl 11

Wednesday 25 June 2014 9:30

Go to her wedding and steal her bouquet at the alter. Payback's a bitch.

Garrett2818 21

Wednesday 25 June 2014 9:56

Yea why not just bang her fiancé to

SmoothPancakes 10

Wednesday 25 June 2014 10:34

All is fair in love and war.

LennyComa 39

Wednesday 25 June 2014 10:06

Some time's women go crazy at the Bouquet toss, Like Men go crazy on Free wings day at hooters. Let the crazy Lady have the Bouquet, it's not like the antiquated tradition has any real influence anyways.

jsrpooh 10

Wednesday 25 June 2014 10:10

And? It doesn't matter if you're engaged already or not to catch a bouquet. smh.

Lil_Red777 21

Wednesday 25 June 2014 14:45

It does, because that means she's already getting married. Catching the bouquet means someone will be getting engaged next.

brandoneyez1 25

Wednesday 25 June 2014 10:45

Poor thing wanted good luck.apparently it meant a lot to her.

BvbArmy_0 18

Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:06

Did the bride happen to have a pierced nipple? (Referring to earlier fml)

vikky538 28

Wednesday 25 June 2014 14:15

well at least it was just bouquet and not your boy friend... so ppl are crazy at weddings.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 25 June 2014 14:19

Did her fiancé catch the garter? That would be the only reasonable idea why she would do thag

GentlemanBastard 15

Wednesday 25 June 2014 15:38

Cazzo la mia vita! (**** my life in Italian) just in case anyone wanted to know.

albertozeta_fml 9

Wednesday 25 June 2014 15:51

Well actually in Italy the girl that catches the bouquet is the very next one to be married. Obviously it's a superstition but I suppose that the crazy girl didn't know it, and this should explain her crazy reaction. I would like to add just one thing: no, italian girls are not all like that one. The biggest part, but not all.