Crazy chick

By sadbuttrue. - 25/06/2014 01:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22

Well that was rude

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ConstantlyAnna 8

Italians be like 'Ma stupida! Che cazzo fa?!'

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kelsorg 21

maybe she told you her reasoning in Italian and shes not that crazy... but then again, fyl

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Lil_Red777 21

She was screaming it so maybe she is that crazy.

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cassiemarie1023 5

Well now you know who to stay away from next time!

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ArgentumAurum 24

Well you can still say you caught it, and based on the way the other lady acted her engagement isn't going to last very long...

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Siettadulce 21

I never really understand why girls get so rattled up over the bouquet toss, it's supposed to be a fun thing. Not a wrestling match.

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Lipstixx 5

They probably WANTED to be next after hearing that rundown joke.

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sig4life 18

I have never seen a bouquet toss that looked fun. Most have looked like a pro wrestling match.

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91hayek 31

Your sister must know you very well to throw it straight to you. Or you must know her throwing quite well to stand right where you needed to be. Congratulations to your sister and to you for catching the bouquet.

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Lukensz 16

Or, you know, she just happened to be standing where her sister threw the bouquet.

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askullnamedbilly 33

The very back of the crowd is usually where people go who DON'T want to catch the bouquet.

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amisenho 11

Call me paranoid, but I think my family sabotaged my chance at catching the bouquet during my sister's wedding (I was her Maid of Honor and 21 at the time). As she was getting ready to toss the bouquet, my grandmother, mother, and father all came up to me at once and asked me to help my grandmother take an empty plastic cake tray to her car. I asked them if it could wait until after my sister tossed the bouquet, but they insisted that I go immediately and literally pulled me to the car that second. Of course, I missed the bouquet tossing (my grandmother didn't even thank me for helping her, and she ended up staying at the wedding for another 30 minutes), but the only females that went for the bouquet were either already married or hadn't hit puberty yet. Our five-year-old cousin caught the bouquet (which was admittedly cute), but I think my sister's guests missed the point of the superstition.

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sunnyray812 42

Why do people take this tradition WAY too seriously?

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Thunderstruck14 30

Same reason people pretend there's no 13th floor in buildings.

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TheKingKen 22

Well, at least she's enthusiastic?

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aubama_fml 15

You would have found a horse's head in your bed if you hadn't given it to her.

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Enslaved 36

All the females in my huge family are super competitive! The bouquet toss is like a mosh pit. There will be blood!

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