Oops, I Did It Again

By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 04:00 - United States - New York

Spicy
Today, I had to explain to my mom that the bruises I have all over my body are not due to abuse, but because I'm into really rough sex. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Why couldn't you have said you were clumsy? And if you're constantly bruising from your overactive sex life, maybe try using some concealer to avoid having to admit this to other concerned family members in the future.

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jbuckets_404 38

Guess you'll just have to start wearing long-sleeve turtlenecks and sweatpants from now on year-round.... JS.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Why couldn't you have said you were clumsy? And if you're constantly bruising from your overactive sex life, maybe try using some concealer to avoid having to admit this to other concerned family members in the future.

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jbuckets_404 38

Guess you'll just have to start wearing long-sleeve turtlenecks and sweatpants from now on year-round.... JS.

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RichardPencil 30

You are getting abused. You just have Stockholm Syndrome with your abuser.

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SirSteamLocomotive 9

Actually, BDSM and kink can be healthy relationships. There is a legitimate difference between abuse and BDSM. As a kinky one myself. OP, keep being you.

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Drai Gray 8

i almost feel like my s/o posted this, i'm a good foot & a half taller than her....

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