Sex and Intimacy: Crazy nights

Crazy nights

By Ugh... - 20/07/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 565

You deserved it 10 078

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 328

You deserved it 5 802

By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 253

You deserved it 19 307

By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 047

You deserved it 5 136

By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 217

You deserved it 8 488

Sleepless in Longfield

By sleepingonmydesk - 29/06/2015 09:28 - United Kingdom - Longfield

Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 430

You deserved it 3 330

By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 041

You deserved it 4 365

So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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You deserved it 15 173

That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 565

You deserved it 6 832

Make your mind up!

By nextcontestant16 - 19/11/2012 15:12 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 595

You deserved it 5 125

By Sleepy head - 07/10/2013 01:34 - United States

Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 766

You deserved it 15 043

schwancy 2

Tuesday 20 July 2010 15:59

boo hoo!! I'm tired of these whiny FMLs about stuff that isn't even that bad.

perdix 29

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:10

Wake him up with a *******. No guy can sleep through that.

Comments

Muzrub 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:07

wake up ******* anyone? ydi

Lp182 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:08

wake his ass up

xSarahBaabyx94 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:14

why didn't he get in the shower with you? and if you want action you wake his ass up, for starters. /: take a little charge to get what you want.

Imperial109 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:23

God forbid we sleep. If you wanted it take it.

DjeePee 24

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:28

If you wanted sex, you should have put your hand on his penis. He will stop snoring, I promise you. And if you were lazy, or if he was tired (and you, as a good girlfriend, let him sleep), than stop complaining.

alexxss_fml 10

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:35

well ydi for showering at his house. you should have gotten your cooch ready at your house. you probably took forever, the guy was tired, and he fell asleep.