Crazy nights

By Ugh... - 20/07/2010 08:15 - United States

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
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schwancy 2

boo hoo!! I'm tired of these whiny FMLs about stuff that isn't even that bad.

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perdix 29

Wake him up with a *******. No guy can sleep through that.

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damador 0

In Soviet Russia, we make love to woman in our sleep.

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Nacirema20 0

okaaayy.. and? whats the big deal? This is not an FML. Get over yourself, maybe he was just tired.

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xoxocutiepiexo 0

talk about selfish op... u can't just expect to get some. ydi

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sourgirl101 28

Flip him over like a pancake. Cowgirl style. YDI for being lazy and expecting him to do all the work. Take charge next time or stop complaining. I don't know of any man that would mind waking up to sex.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for showering. YDI forn having a boyfriend who needs sleep. YDI for having a boyfriend.

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r6_fml 4

also YDI for using the Internet. Internet is the devil!

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sourgirl101 28

r6 this made me think of "The Waterboy" And Trollz you are funny as hell with the things you write.

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SapphireSympathy 7

lol. if u wanted action that night. u should've just invited him to shower WITH YOU. Im still a virgin ( cuz of my age -.-) and ik more ways than you, op. no offense ;) fyl

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caribou_megs 7

Oh boo hoo. Go ********** and then climb into bed and cuddle with him. Not every guy is a horn dog all the time.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tbf, we don't know that she didn't Maybe "the internet" is code for literotica.com. :}

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niles_f1 0

waaah!!! I have no real problems!!!!

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