Crazy nights

By Ugh... - 20/07/2010 08:15 - United States

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
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schwancy 2

boo hoo!! I'm tired of these whiny FMLs about stuff that isn't even that bad.

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perdix 29

Wake him up with a *******. No guy can sleep through that.

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Richard343 0

either he was tired or the op takes really long showers .-.

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jonny2x4 0

Couldn't have you have played the succubus for once and serviced him while he was asleep? You'd be surprised at how much he'd like to wake up to that.

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CounselorHugh 0

YDI for having a lazy boyfriend :p

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evfreak_fml 0

I wouldnve woke him up. If you really wanted action you wouldve too.

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nima343 0

if u want I can introduce u 2 my 3rd leg but I have to tell u that it's twice the size of my first and secound leg

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pster03 0

that isn't even an FML it's a regular life moment

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kariabernathy 0

take dirty pictures with him sleeping in the back ground. go home. then send him the pictures :) pay back!

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CaRe_BeAr_23 0

poor guy he was tired... dnt wrry u could always have some action in the morning or in the middle of the night ;)

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