Creepy, Parents and Intimacy: Creeped out

Creeped out

By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

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You deserved it 6 469

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Same thing different taste

By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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Uncanny

By ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML

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You deserved it 68 755

By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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You deserved it 4 395

By lonerjik - 19/01/2011 12:05 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML

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You deserved it 10 827

Icepick in the ears time

By Anonymous - 08/09/2012 11:38 - United States - Salem

Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 797

Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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You deserved it 3 955

By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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You deserved it 29 773

By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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You deserved it 4 984

By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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herbasaur 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 20:16

maybe it was your girlfriend O.o

illmatic2 16

Sunday 22 August 2010 20:01

My first guess would be your dog.

Comments

giantpinksextoy 0

Monday 23 August 2010 13:19

ydi for calling it intercourse

bennyboy111 7

Monday 23 August 2010 13:56

it could hav been ur gf ******* ur dad I bet u never thought of that op

Chibbbles 0

Monday 23 August 2010 14:35

168 - Win. :)

silisand_fml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 14:51

Oedipus Rex!

P5yko 0

Monday 23 August 2010 18:02

wow number 12... ur a dumbass.

turtles1321 0

Monday 23 August 2010 18:50

naenae had a pic up 2 so stfu hottie2hottie

Dani_Turner 0

Monday 23 August 2010 18:58

what if your girlfriends in bed with your dad? hahahaahaha

ayychihuahua 0

Monday 23 August 2010 19:40

aww my dog was named remy too! but we had to put her to sleep a couple months ago :[

MadamGeek 0

Monday 23 August 2010 21:18

*shudder* Creepy.

jjrebel26 0

Monday 23 August 2010 23:33

ydi because u want to bang your mom

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Today, I went on my first official date I've been on since my divorce. Things were going great until he ordered his fourth 32oz beer; he got hammered and became a horny octopus. Oh, and he farted whiled trying to give me a goodnight kiss. FML

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Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML

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Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML

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Today, my family returned from a holiday in Egypt. A holiday that I really wanted to spend with them. As if leaving me behind wasn't bad enough, they then made me watch a 200-picture slideshow of how much fun they had. FML

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Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML

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Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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