Creeped out

By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

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Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
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herbasaur 0

maybe it was your girlfriend O.o

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alainababi 0

haha, yeeaa thts fukking disgusting dude. hmm, i wonder if ur dad thinks about ur gf when hes ****** ur mom??? hahaha.

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Christopher08 0

I guess you know how to pick em just like mama

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HappyPickles 11

This is a true FML. I YDI every drama-queen that whinges about being scarred for life through hearing their parents having sex. But this is a real FML - unless, of course, #225 is right, in which case ... oh, still FYL :o) In fact, the more I think about it, the more I suspect your father is rattling your gf's bones.

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sparkey1568 0

dude tht rlly sucks I'm sorry:(

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crazytoaster 2

Somewhere, Freud is fist-pumping the air and screaming "i've claimed another!".

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sensitiveviking 3

The reason it's an FML is cause now the sex is better than ever

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imright24 0

How do you know they were having intercourse? Maybe he was just licking her ass. And anyone that calls it "sexual intercourse" is too young to be having sex.

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GCSB 0

thank u!! i know i'm not perfect, but isn't that how it should be? the modeling industry and media etc. is trying to steer people away from that idea, that only stick thin girls can wear bikini's... hey, I'm 5'7", 135lbs and damn proud of it! :-) thanks for sticking up for me, girls :-) means a lot...

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HappyPickles 11

GCSB (#243) You are correct that you probably aren't perfect, but from where I'm standing, I can't see it :o) (perhaps you buy the wrong coloured goldfish biscuits...?? - I'm reliably informed that can make someone imperfect :o) Love and Peace all, and GCSB (I wonder what that stands for?? - you're not a New Zealander??) ... anyway, feel free to post as many pics of your so-close-to-perfect-that-no-one-can-tell-the-difference body as you like :o)

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