Creepy guy

By GOAWAY - 26/12/2014 23:06 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML
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ermagherdaturdis 26

It sounds like you should be glad to have broken up with him.

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Sneado 20

That's the axe effect.

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liza1922 7

I feel your pain. Best to pretend like you don't know him when you see home again. He should go away sooner if he can't hear and or smell you

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itcomesinthrees 10

I would pretend I didn't know him and gesture for the store staff to call security.

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chosha_fml 26

Guess you finally shook of the stench of him.

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cuzz940 3

Maybe you should have suggested that the new smell was from a new man.

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samantha236le 17

Say it's your new boyfriends perfume he got you for the holidays.

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