Creepy

By Anonymous - 17/10/2017 06:00 - United States

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Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML
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You deserved it 5 358
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JustKittyKat 24

Attempt to be social and funny: fail. Initiate plan B; Silently rip off stranger's pubic hair.

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surfbumblonde 7

The word "snatch" lives up to its two meanings here.

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Comments

eash 10

Ugh no. I'm pretty sure no woman can be sexy whilst pregnant. 5 months at that. They all have that "natural glow".

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mkcherry 14

I didnt think there way any way to make a situation where a stranger is ripping your pubic hair out, more uncomfortable, but this lady managed too. I would have just sat there in awkward silence.

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sugarbear0727 19

I don't have that problem with my boyfriend. Lol. He is always calling me hot/sexy despite me being almost 7 months pregnant. That's hilarious that the lady said that. Kinda unfortunate cause it probaby made you uncomfortable.

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Dragonette1089 5

Thats so damn creepy o.o

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Redmai 22

And thus is the moment when you kick said lady in the head and run out of there.

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dexter420 21

You should maybe alert someone but I understand bad joke in a embarrassing situations. Also. Pregnant woman are beautiful and sexy!!!

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missunknowno9 8

I don't understand how 4,000 people seem to think she "deserves" that...? That's ******!

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Bingo_Bango 13

She deserves it for taking a joke so seriously. There is absolutely no part of her life that is ****** because her beautician made an awkward joke (that many people on here agree was actually pretty funny). Mine and I crack crude jokes all the time, it lightens up the situation! If anyone actually believes her beautician seriously wants to steal her baby from her womb, they need to get a grip on reality.

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