Creepy

By Anonymous - 17/10/2017 06:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML
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JustKittyKat 24

Attempt to be social and funny: fail. Initiate plan B; Silently rip off stranger's pubic hair.

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surfbumblonde 7

The word "snatch" lives up to its two meanings here.

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scuttlebuttz 1

Someone made a joke. **** MY LIFE RITE GUYS?!?!

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crazy4uboi 6

Thats really odd, must have been one of those jokes that sounded better in her head. By tye way What's the point in being sexy? You're married so he's already yours and your pregnant... Just saying.

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robert76 5

Seriously? A lot of women are sexy for themselves, it makes them feel good. A lot of other women actually care about their partner and want to be sexy for them to make them happy. The former case is even more pertinent during pregnancy as women tend to feel less sexy and depressed due to a combination of the baby bump and hormones. I mean, did you think that train of thought out to its completion?

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roxybeachgirl7 3

that's the freakiest thing ive ever heard. i don't even know how i would have responded to that.

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melrose90210 10

Well, you know where your kid is if it ever goes missing

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dmadsen33 9

Weird comment from the waxer, certainly, but really I think your husband is a bit of a jerk for not finding you, his own wife, sexy while pregnant. I bet you look great!

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lhazz11 23

I think she proved it pretty well actually.

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doglover100 28

That is creepy. I wouldn't know how to respond.

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