Creepy

By Anonymous - 17/10/2017 06:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML
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JustKittyKat 24

Attempt to be social and funny: fail. Initiate plan B; Silently rip off stranger's pubic hair.

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surfbumblonde 7

The word "snatch" lives up to its two meanings here.

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Comments

robberry 11

Am I really the only one who thinks that's hilarious!

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BrandisaurousRex 6

so she wanted to touch you in the wrong place or just letting you know that she wants to kidnap your unborn child. weirdo!

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shark_girl 9

People who rip off pubic hair for a living must be pretty weird in general. LOL

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whitenobody 10

A little weird, but I love the sense of humor there.

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deequu 20

I hope your husband thinks you're sexy no matter what!

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doubleup_fml 3

Bikini wax... Congrats OP, you look like the world's tallest baby.. That's going to have a baby.

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shawnagreenbean1 9

You know, they don't always take off all of the hair (Brazilian) you can get shapes and shit. Anyway, OP, that's kinda hilarious. I would've laughed real hard.

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