Weird, Creepy, Facebook and Social Media: Creepy - FML

Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Virgin Islands British

Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "Me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML

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Manveer 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:18

Dont talk bout your man like that

brittk23 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:18

Everyone has that ONE creepy uncle right?

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Greatness17 2

Monday 27 February 2012 4:50

Umm... suggestion... When he suggests you take a photo, run like hell!

stevense 0

Monday 27 February 2012 6:09

I'd have him checked out..

melrose90210 10

Monday 27 February 2012 6:30

I have a feeling he was very aware you are his friend on his Facebook..

BloodFaerie 21

Monday 27 February 2012 7:07

One of my uncles made bigoted comments to me on facebook about my religious views and sexual orientation. I told Grandma on him! lol

pattipan 7

Monday 27 February 2012 17:18

Good for you! Grandmas know how to take care of shit.

heyy633 2

Monday 27 February 2012 7:39

Trust me he new lol

Ashleyzzz 0

Monday 27 February 2012 7:58

Oooohhhh *** that ***** messed up. My friend got raped by her dad and her mom got raped by his grandpa. Take a pic and show ur parents!! My uncle is in jail now and there was multiple incidents like OP's leading up to him raping his sister. So unless u want that to happen to u I suggest telling sum1

KatieKupcake4195 9

Tuesday 28 February 2012 2:03

Oh wow.. I'd unfriend him if I were you, OP.

emmabxtch 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 8:54

Lmfao !

silentbutfunny 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 6:32

Merv the perv

nvo 6

Wednesday 29 February 2012 7:12

Report the picture as spam?

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