Weird, Creepy, Facebook and Social Media: Creepy

Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Virgin Islands British

Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "Me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML

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Manveer 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:18

Dont talk bout your man like that

brittk23 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:18

Everyone has that ONE creepy uncle right?

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hillbillyboy1993 7

Wednesday 29 February 2012 16:44

why does everybody take this crap so seriously? this whole site is just for a laugh everybody needs to quit freakin out

shewolf9111 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 5:34

I have an uncle just like that... Ur not alone lol

IndigoKitty 3

Friday 2 March 2012 19:55

well, at least you're a girl! wait...you are a girl right? :)

lalaney 14

Sunday 28 July 2013 1:12

What does that mean? It's less degrading to receive sexual attention from your uncle if you're a woman? How does that even make sense?

Pammy25 15

Tuesday 13 March 2012 22:57

AnnaT24 2

Sunday 25 March 2012 14:45

Hahaha what a fuhhhhreak! Comment on that shit!

bazingabitches 17

Monday 16 July 2012 7:15

I'm sorry op. I have no words to express just how creepy that is.

interesting33 36

Friday 14 September 2012 2:00

Block and report??

caitiebug1119 15

Sunday 4 August 2013 21:50

Why is your creepy uncle who has a thing for you on your friends list? Or anywhere but prison if you're underage?

grene11061 6

Tuesday 26 August 2014 15:52

Ewwwwww

bughug1999 11

Tuesday 2 December 2014 7:16

Comment on the photos saying "Uncle (insert name) I think you posted the wrong photos here. Maybe you should double check always!"

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Today, I got a call from a lady who said my husband died in a car accident in Miami. My husband is supposed to be at a business trip in North Carolina, so I told her it must be a mistake. Turns out it was all true. He lied about a business trip and went to Miami with his lover, who was the woman who had called me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend lied about crashing his car just to avoid seeing me. FML

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Today, I saw some reddish-colored stuff on my finger after wiping my face. I thought it was blood at first, so I smelled it, then licked it, I don't know why the fuck I did that but anyways, I later realized I'd wiped off some of my eyeshadow and frickin ate it. FML

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Today, my parents told me that we were going to go and see my uncle, who lives very far away. I got excited, until I realized they fucking lied so I would attend the funeral of an acquaintance of my father, whom I had never met in my life, and he only met a couple times. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

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Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML

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Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

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